I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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