Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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