Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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