Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
