...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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