Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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