Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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