hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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