Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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