I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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