Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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