Your tits are I can't wait for
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
either way he was missing a nipple.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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