Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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