so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
