We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Text me some of your sweat
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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