Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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