windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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