she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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