yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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