The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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