And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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