I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
