I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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