I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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