Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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