butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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