whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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