My brain says no but my pants say off.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Randomize
