so that wasnt chicken after all
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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