Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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