I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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