In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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