Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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