If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I should be sponsored by Trojan
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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