if you like me you must not know who I am
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
COCAINE IS GR8
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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