hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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