He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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