You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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