i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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