i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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