look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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