i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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