i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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