I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
