you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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