"it" just moved
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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