Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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