Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
