I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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