I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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